Posted 3 hours ago

initiala:

Why is RDJ’s chair so small and why is that the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. (x)

Posted 3 hours ago

buttsofjustice:

arm freckles (◡‿◡✿)

shoulder freckles (◕‿◕✿)

nose freckles (◕ω)

 

FRECKLES (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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Posted 3 hours ago

officialunitedstates:

my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the great robot wars
  6. fight in the great robot wars
Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

Posted 3 hours ago

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

Posted 3 hours ago

jewishsanta:

jewishsanta:

jewishsanta:

if you are male and i follow you it’s because i want to see ur penis

so feel free to flood my inbox with ur glorious dongs 

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only send ur dongs if ur over 81

WAIT NO 18 I MEANT 18 PLEASE DON’T SEND 80 YEAR OLD DONGS JESUS CHRIST

Posted 3 hours ago

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iamthepureblindraven:

theumbrellaseller:

one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when…

Posted 3 hours ago
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markoruffalo:

people who think steve rogers is a boring character probably didn’t watch the same movies